Parody Song of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring By J.R.R. Tolkien. Words copyrighted
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LyricsIs this a drama?
Is this a fantasy?
Old British actors
And a Best Picture
nominee
Three hours long
Part one of a trilogy
J.R.R. Tolkien has gone down in history
(Tol-kien)
Because he
wrote of Dwarves, Orcs and rings,
Middle Earth, Elves and kings
This is Frodo's story, a rip off of a song done by Queen,
--by
Queen
Gandalf, I've found a ring,
Held it out into the fire,
At first I didn't see a thing
Gandalf, I was
having fun,
And now you say I have to leave the Shire
Gandalf, ooo-oo
I don't wanna go,
If I don't try to
take this thing to Mordor-
We will die! We will die! And it will all be my fault
Samwise, don't come with me
The
One Ring calls my name
Hold it and you'll feel the same
Samwise, little buddy, What has Bilbo done?
He stole My Precious
out of Gollum's cave
Samwise, ooo-oo
( listen Samwise Gamgee)
The Ringwraiths follow me,
So go back
home with Peregrin Took and Merry
I'm just a tiny little Hobbit of a man
Mount Doom! Mount Doom! Travel to the Prancing
Pony!
Aragorn is Strider! Ambushed by the nine dead kings!
Gandalf's missing, Gandalf's missing,
Gandalf's missing,
Gandalf's missing,
Gandalf's missing, where'd he go?
Where should we go o o o?
Hide in the ruins-no one will find me,
A Ringwraith has stabbed him! It's a bad injury!
Arwen is here with her Elf
sorcery!
Rivendell, Rivendell. Council has to vote.
Which one will go?-Let's all make Gimli go!
(I won't go!)
Which one will-Prince Boromir will go!
(I won't go!)
Then
who will---The Elven King will go!
(I won't go!)
Legolas will go!
(I won't go!)
Aragorn will go!
(I won't goooooooooo!)
No!
No! No! No! No! No! No!
Oh Frodo Baggins, Frodo Baggins! Did you just say you'd go?
Oh Saruman has a Balrog set aside
for me! For me! For meeeeee!
So you think I will run when I see Sauron's eye?
Boromir battled Orcs and they left
him to die!
Oh, Samwise-Won't you listen to me Samwise,
Just got to get out-Just got to take a boat out of here!
Ooooooo
Oooooo, Ooooo, Ooo Yeah, Ooo Yeah
Get this ring to Mordor,
Throw it in the fire
Get this ring to Mordor
Then I'll
go back home to the Shire.
This is Frodo's story
[dialog between Samwise and Frodo]